I'm not kidding, I was in the shower the oter day and the shampoo fell off the side, slipped on the ground, I tripped over it, and scraped my side on the faucet. It sucked.

Then today when I went to open the bottle my finger slid on the top and I cut my thumb. I've had a bandaid on my finger all day nd it's annoying me.

I swear to god my shampoo is out to get me.